Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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