is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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