Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
they need to just BURY HIM!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
