i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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