My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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