Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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