Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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