I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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