You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Randomize
