arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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