Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My feet surprised me
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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