I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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