I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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