yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Boobs are out for the taking
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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