I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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