There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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