I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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