Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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