Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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