Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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