Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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