You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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