My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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