I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
