they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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