There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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