Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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