We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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