Yo dont text me then not text me
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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