After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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