I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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