If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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