When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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