yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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