what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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