pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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