I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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