I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just googled if crying burns calories
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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