wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
