Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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