Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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