Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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