If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We just shotgunned beers for America
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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