he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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