that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Alive.
So much puke
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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