just come out here and I will go home with you...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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