ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
