So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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