would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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