Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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