the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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