And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
smell my finger.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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