We're like a lot better than the average bears
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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