you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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