We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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