I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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