But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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