I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
